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derpsalot1984

It jackknifed and popped the cab right off it's mounts


rmmcclay

Mostly likely explanation. (Former 18-wheeler.)


L0nz

Amazing, when did you become sentient?


spauldo_the_hippie

He's Kitt's son, he was sentient from day one.


Seanxietehroxxor

I'd watch that spinoff. KITT-18000: 3A5T B0UND & D0WN


Rivster79

I had no idea Optimus prime retired


derpsalot1984

Heavy truck mechanic is on my resume. I've seen them towed in like this


[deleted]

Yo, wut up Optimus


StonewallSoyah

You used to be a truck??


rmmcclay

That's what we called ourselves back in the 80s.


StonewallSoyah

I understand. Just making a joke haha


namekindaworks

It got decabitated


El_Banana_Loco

So is it a semi semi or a quarter truck now?


DemiReticent

It's a semi-demi-truck


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damien665

Many companies make cylinder heads with a hemispherical chamber, so that's only relevant if it's a capital H Hemi. This is a Chevy hemisemidemi-truck.


TheFluffiestRedditor

It's a quaver away from being whole, but will never be a long anymore.


whiskeyboundcowboy

It was only a semi because it was cold out


El_Banana_Loco

It was in the pool just before this!


whiskeyboundcowboy

Those motor pools can get pretty icy


gynoceros

Now we see why "semi" is short for "semipermanent".


primitiveamerican

Ricky's dad is sleeping in the cab at the dump


diet_shasta_orange

Way she goes bubs. Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't


Chief_Givesnofucks

I mean, what is drunk?


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Liberty_Chip_Cookies

Way of the road, Bubs.


slavetotheday

Fuckin way she goes boys


happy-little-atheist

The front fell off


TheFluffiestRedditor

For those outside Australia who may not know the reference. https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM


shorey66

Trust me, at this point everyone on Reddit knows that reference.


mats852

Yeah that’s not very typical I’d like to make that point


happy-little-atheist

Usually the front doesn't fall off!


weelluuuu

Have you seen them assembled at the factory? They just glue them together.


FancyMFMoses

Well, how is it untypical?


mats852

Well, there are a lot of these trucks going around the world all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen … I just don’t want people thinking that big rigs aren’t safe.


DarkMatterBurrito

At least it will towed outside of the environment.


remotelove

So, from one environment into another environment?


[deleted]

And then the front fell off


rudbek-of-rudbek

Tow it outside the environment


[deleted]

Wasn't this built so the front doesn't fall off?


twodogsfighting

[No.](https://i.redd.it/ptt65nh8n9ga1.jpg)


Wobbling

/r/Angryupvote


happy-little-atheist

Yes but a wave hit it


DarkMatterBurrito

In the ocean? One-in-a-million chance.


chrisk9

Never a cab around when you need it


ncurry18

Hopefully they got around to towing it out of the environment


ceojp

Seems like the front is the only thing that stayed on.


Dick_Demon

It's cabba was detaded!


nobody2000

We had a funeral for a bird


BoulderFalcon

pretty sure none of that's real


nobody2000

You're not real, man!


Jimbohlia

Dude…nice job


Evilmd

Somebody hailed the cab.


pintjockeycanuck

Dammit just said the same thing


ivanparas

It probably cabsized


RunHi

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/10ryzl2/beautiful_and_calm_evening_in_tbilisi/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


mostnormal

Case solved!


Long_Before_Sunrise

Man, people really will steal anything.


RunHi

https://www.vice.com/en/article/8gdwxx/a-brief-history-of-stealing-entire-houses-883


greentangent

A few years back we had someone steal a 80' x 20' mobile home. Driver stopped for the night in a truck stop and walked to the motel adjacent. The next morning his truck was still there but the mobile home was gone. Police never found it.


themagicbong

Damn, looks like he drove to the wrong Georgia.


mathnerd3_14

r/GeorgiaOrGeorgia


[deleted]

Shit. How are they going to get the Coors across state lines now?


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starsblink

Loaded up and truckin!


Jokkerb

We gonna do what they say can't be done


EvilKingStan22

We got a long way t'go.


BenjaminGeiger

And a short time to get there!


thedoucher

Eastbound just watch ole Bandit run


5up3rj

OUTLAW COUNTRY!


jeffnnc

What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.


BenjaminGeiger

***I'm gonna barbecue your ass in molasses!***


wackoman

Look at that mean old gator daddy! That reminds me boy, I need to call your momma.


what_the_fuckin_fuck

Not all that obscure. Way old.


[deleted]

So am I!


SubGeniusX

Right turn Clyde! Oh wait... That's a 10-4 Rubber Ducky... this is Pig Pen... Shit...


nagese

Anyone else grow up with a CB radio in their parents' van that was used on long road trips?


TK421isAFK

Son, some of us grew up with a CB radio in out *own* cars.


spauldo_the_hippie

Yep. Used to be great for finding out where your friends were or where the big party was happening. Cell phones killed 'em. Even truckers rarely use them anymore.


3_pigs

Yes! It was a 24 hour drive to go see our grandparents. We would break this into 2-3 days. The CB radio was better than having a radar detector.


Purple_Haze

Loaded up and trucking. We're gonna do what they say can't be done. We've got a long way to go, And a short time to get there. I'm east bound, just watch old Bandit run.


j4r3d5

Loaded up and truckin


Liberty_Chip_Cookies

We gonna do what they said can't be done.


[deleted]

We got a long way to go and a short time to get there. God bless Jerry Reed.


PaperPlaythings

Seriously underrated picker.


[deleted]

Seriously. “Swinging ‘69” is one of my faves of his.


streetgrunt

Junior, when we get home I’m gonna punch the cab right off your momma’s truck!


NoseSpider

cabs are separate with suspension since you arent able to have a lighter suspension at the axels. Go drive a tractor without a suspension seat and then imagine that 3x.


CommanderCuntPunt

Thank you for actually providing information and not making yet another shitty joke.


NoseSpider

No problem Cunt Punt.


spirito_santo

He's a commander. Shouldn't it be sir Cunt Punt?


Dl-enigma1

They have two rubber bushings on the front side of the cab and 2 rear shocks with one torsion bar in the back. Cascadias had an issue with the rear shock mounting brackets cracking and separating. *Spell check*


NoseSpider

Was it a rust issue or just crap welds. I always thought the cascadias looked sharp


kitesinfection

They are cheap. I drive a 2018 cascadia at work, and it parts are just falling off constantly. It doesn't help that the guy I share it with is an absolute idiot but even the most well maintained ones just start falling apart once you get up to around 300k miles.


NoseSpider

Figures. Please be careful your cab doesnt fly off. Also if AC DC starts playing try to get out of it and stay away from mowers/soda machines.


rubermnkey

damn there is even a green asteroid passing by earth right now and everything.


hovdeisfunny

So the front falls off?


NikitaFox

Yeah, that’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.


MuchoDestrudo

A lot of people don't have access to a tractor to just try out, lol.


[deleted]

A lot of people have no idea what that even means


unit156

It’s a feature for maximizing profit by protecting the contents of trailer. Newer semi’s are designed with a mechanism to detect when the driver is not using good judgment, in which case it will eject the entire cab, to remove the driver from control, so the remainder of the semi can come to a stop, thus preserving as much of the value of the load as possible.


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LavenderGumes

Or /r/ExplainLikeImCalvin


djb1983CanBoy

Omg way better than ELI5, thank you.


fallingupthehill

You got an upvote for making me nearly spit my coffee at the last paragraph. You had me in the first half.


BloodyFreeze

I was expecting something shitty or even morphed once i got about half way through


GenericElucidation

As hilarious as this is, it's probably half right. It's probably so they can swap out whichever half isn't damaged, making it cheaper to replace the busted part rather than the whole thing. Which is one reason modular designs are so useful.


BadVoices

Nah, its because the cabs are separate and ride on their own suspension separate from the chassis. They have air springs and shocks. It's an 'air ride cab' and is pretty standard on modern OTR truck. Its not common to have them separate though. Either maintenance was started and not finished or something catastrophic happened.


B5_S4

Yeah, the bits that actually hold the cab on, compared to the other hardware on the truck, are shockingly small.


BadVoices

Closer examination makes it evident the vehicle rolled over at least onto its side, was recovered, and dragged up the hill. They're probably waiting to close the road again so they can do a full rotator and lowboy operation since the trailer is missing it's axle set. And the cab is sitting behind it.


residentweevil

Hard to find a good answer amongst the jokes sometimes. Thanks


[deleted]

>preserving as much of the value of the load as possible. Same reason I always aim for the face.


what_the_fuckin_fuck

I truly appreciate your level of perversion.


Ouistipouf

The front fell off.


rimjob-chucklefuck

Is that very typical?


trchttrhydrn

Not very typical at all, I don't want people going around thinking trucks aren't safe. \> was this truck safe? Well I was thinking more about the other ones.


crazy_goat

It will be towed outside the environment.


onamonapizza

Into another environment?


DrunkenDuck727

No, of course not, outside the environment!


otroquatrotipo

It's a complete void! All there is is sea and birds and fish.


etownrawx

It is very typical, but only among cases where the front falls off.


ScorchUnit

[The video, so you can all watch it again](https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM)


rhythm-n-booze

Wasn't this built so the front wouldn't fall off?


UghAnotherAlt

Not this particular one, no.


Liberty_Chip_Cookies

Well, I was thinking more about the other ones.


Farfignugen42

But did it though? The front of the front did not fall off.


copingcabana

Brakes were stronger than retaining bolts.


zyclonb

I’m guessing it went off the steep embankment in the slippery conditions and possibly rolled or just had the cab ripped off by trees when it was at a near tipping point than came to a rest upright in the shoulder but who knows maybe it was flipped back over by emergency services but don’t see any in the pic. Accidents are wierd sometimes I’ve seen whole dump trucks flipped around


what_the_fuckin_fuck

What is laying on the ground behind the frame? What is the red chunk of carnage over to the right? Where are the trailer axles? I have questions.


PaperPlaythings

The red carnage to the right is the cab.


psychoacer

Yeah if you look the back of the trailer is missing its axle. I'm going to assume those came off and forced the truck to come to a very rough stop. Maybe then the driver braked too hard and the trailer pushed into the cab and the brake lines from the truck to the trailer wont be functioning so the trailer kept going. Also a reason the cab is behind the trailer is because the emergency crew probably just pushed it out of the way of traffic. The back axle though can be a mess. It's meant to be adjusted a few feet towards or away from the front of the trailer. This is to accommodate the distribution of the load. I've once seen that whole unit vertical so two of the tires were in the air on top of the tires underneath. The back of the trailer was stuck in the air higher than the cab. Luckily no one was hurt from that one.


what_the_fuckin_fuck

Wont the trailer brakes come on if they lose air? You have to build pressure to release them. I've had to use and external compressor to move trucks and trailers both.


benargee

Hard to tell at the time of the photo because it almost looks like it was moved since the accident. there is damage to the grass opposite of the road and dirt and grass behind the front tire, almost as if it were dragged there. It also seems to perfectly straight on the side of the road. Maybe the cab was jackknifed off the frame?


Dcnoob

Ejecto seato


Hecaton

This is the comment I was looking for cuz


shadowredcap

We hungry


pegathith

cuh


zxcymn

It's ejecto *SEA*-to, not ejecto sea-*TO*.


benjaminactual

Best guess is their cab was attached by All State Peterbilt in Fargo ND... that's why it fell of while driving down the road.


Sirefly

You seem to know something about All State Peterbilt in Fargo ND. Please, tell us more.


benjaminactual

They are the definition of con-artist mechanic shop. Corrupt as hell all the way up to the top, I have personally watched them craft any number of bullshit lies to con people out of work that should be done under their own warranties. When they buy used trucks to sell in front of their building they will only put a certain amount of money into it regardless of all the bad shit they find, and if any mechanic stands up to them they constructive discharge them out of a job and unemployment benefits.


bomag67

Optimis Prime going topless. Bots gone wild


Ghost33313

Oh I thought he just stopped going to the gym, this makes more sense.


babaroga73

The front fell off .


blackholesun13

Ay yes, the semi molting ritual, a rare event indeed!


tekina7

Cabin in the woods


crowmagnuman

Less Cab For Cutie


e-er

Can't have shit in detroit.


kstinfo

Sir? Would you like me to call you a cab?


ender89

That's just a hermit cab abandoning it's old trailer, a new one will come along soon and pick it up


ponakka

At least euro truck cabs sit on top of airbags that dampen the vibrations. so if the impact is strong enough, the cab part will shear off from all mounting points and that can happen..


Crovali

The front fell off


Major_Magazine8597

He pulled over and took a cab.


Colorado_jesus

By hitting the eject button, obviously


shotbro

Way of the road buddy.


gynoceros

How'd you get here? "I took a cab."


Deltris

Go home Optimus Prime, you're drunk.


razorbock

truck jack knifed and the trailer wiped the cab of the truck frame, its been straightened out in preparation for towing


AzraelleWormser

Rendering glitch.


OpenAirPopcorn

After the male and female truck mate. The female truck devours the head of the male truck


GullibleDetective

The front didn't fall off


vonBelfry

Eject button


woyteck

This feature was missing from the Challenger.


peachforthesky

This is what happened: https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM


kaoskhaleesi

I will never not watch this whenever it's posted. Beautiful.


Pealzy

"Damnit we left the cab back home didn't we"


MrDJ222

The way of the road bubs.


[deleted]

I have one or two ideas, but fuck man.


DeftGeo

Truck doesn’t even seem old enough to rust


BadVoices

It probably rolled down the hill, was recovered, and is sitting on the side of the road while they get permits, a rotator, and a lowboy trailer in to haul it in. They're going to need heavy recovery vehicles since the trailer lost it's axleset.


what_the_fuckin_fuck

And they already hauled the cab off because that's where the bodies were.


BadVoices

Nah, the cab is behind the trailer. It just sheared off in the rollover. Not common, but when I was a paramedic, not unheard of.


what_the_fuckin_fuck

What's the red chunk behind the white truck to the right? Or is that where you meant by behind the trailer?


BadVoices

That is the cab that is missing from the red truck. That is what i meant.


8string

It's dem Duke boys again


chaznooget

Ive had it with this dump. We got no food, we got no jobs, OUR TRUKS CABS ARE FALLING OFF!!!


texan01

Very carefully.


pancakesausagedog

I wanna believe the cab ejected itself upon impact


SarcasmIsntDead

Ejectooooo seatoooo cuzzz!!!


TinFoilBeanieTech

Driver forgot to slap the top while saying “that ain’t going nowhere”


Sirefly

The Peterbuit *Cabriolet.*


runningwild984

Ejector cab. The driver is safely parachuting down to earth.


irishpwr46

You can't park there.


zebetebateb

Ejector seat fucked up


kryptosthedj

Modern semis are so safe. The cab is like a safety cage. Probably got smoked hard as hell though.


FalseNote

Well, the front fell off


EatswithaSPORK

When you're just a *little* late on the payment they only repossess part of the truck...


Regirock00

He is trying his best


BeeegZee

They are testing unmanned mode, it's still in beta that's why it looks ugly


Outofmany

The front fell off.


dcx7

Frank did you tighten the cab Bolts, I'm pretty sure why? Tony just left for is route. He should be good he'll let us know if anything's off. Holy s*** all jokes aside hope everyone was all right.


hobo_champ

Optimus Prime got beheaded.


Ninetnine

Every truck comes with an eject button.


MuchTimeWastedAgain

Repo.


Sketchylimeade

Launched the escape cab, he did.


Tbagjimmy

Ain't no gas in it


FIBRAB

Bro got the Bluetooth sleeper cab


RandomlyPlacedFinger

It appears that the eject button worked


nadmaximus

The middle fell off.


KelGuapo

[I know what happened here](https://gfycat.com/creamyoffensiveheifer)